I'm Nick.

I'm trying to make life an adventure.

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Should I cover She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5?

Yes/no?

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Gotye | Somebody That I Used To Know

You didn’t have to cut me off;

make out like it never happened and that we were nothing.

I don’t even need your love,

but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough.

No, you didn’t have to stoop so low.

Have your friends collect your records and then change your number.

I guess that I don’t need that, though;

now you’re just somebody that I used to know.

Today

has honestly been pretty fantastic

and absolutely terrible all the same.

I might make a longer post describing what went down, but as of now I’m incredibly too tired and busy to type it out. 

Today has also been a good day. (Taken with instagram)

Today has also been a good day. (Taken with instagram)

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d0wnforthenight:

joedesantis:

Childish Gambino - Lights Turned On

This is my favorite song on his Free EP. So good.

mmmmmmmmmmm

So good.

kbarbs asked
Would you rather live in a world where men and women had electrical plugs and sockets as genitalia or where people had their genitals located on their palms? (Things to consider: needing an adapter for sex overseas, clapping or shaking hands)

This is such an awesome question.

I’d probably choose having genitals located on palms. The problem of clapping or shaking hands probably wouldn’t exist, seeing as if our palms were our genitals, those actions would have never been invented in the first place. 

Also, it’d be quite convenient, because the slang term “glove” would be taken to a whole new—and literal—meaning.

We would also be able to not wear pants. That’s cool.

My mom's birthday is tomorrow.

Dad: Nick, you know it's your mother's birthday tomorrow.

Me: Of course I know! Are we doing anything?

Dad: Well we were thinking of going out to eat.

Me: Mom, where do you wanna go?

Mom: I don't care, you guys choose!

Dad: Well, we have to go somewhere that serves baby food.

Me: Why?

Dad: Because mom's getting so old, you know. Her teeth aren't can't really handle solid food anymore.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

My mom laughed, no worries.

I love my parents.

Just a longboarding accident.

To whom it may concern,

here is a 3-page essay of me being forced to compare the periodic table to a superstore.

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